Thursday, August 24, 2006

Driving....

Ah driving in China....
I had been warned about it prior....they're all 1st generation drivers...or they go both ways around a roundabout...but I didn't think it would be that bad...was I wrong.

over the last couple of weeks...I've become accustom to it…which scares me that I may start to drive like them when I get home.

So what’s all the fuss…

First throw out all the rules that you learned when driving; they do not apply here

You take the fastest way from point A to B; negating all obstacles

If there are people in the way..it’s ok to drive through them..they’ll move.[as they won’t stop @ a crosswalk anyhow]

If there is a traffic jam…it’s perfectly accepted to drive into oncoming traffic on the other side of the road...they’ll move out of your way

if you approach a roundabout[circle]…and need to go from 6 o’clock to 9 o’clock[w/ non-GB style driving] you can go against the flow of traffic and cut out the ¾ round waste of your time

If you or your passenger[often a hitchhiker] needs to go someplace off of a highway where an exit isn’t available...it’s ok to stop in any lane and let them out

You can exit at any point…such as most people exit the highways at the on ramp, and of course when entering you do not look at traffic behind you...you just drive head in


Other common courtesies, for those of us from countries who’ve been driving for generations

If you get a flat tire, in the left lane on a highway, its normal to slam on your brakes…and change the tire there….due to this…the shoulder is most often used as the high speed lane

The shoulder…its considered rude and improper to stop your vehicle in the shoulder

If you need to change lanes [most of the roads in the cities are 3 lanes or more]…you can use a term told to me…the ‘Shanghai Shuffle’ wiggle your car, by moving the wheel left and right…this will frighten the people behind you and give you the option to change lanes or stay where you are.

If you’ve yet to learn the ‘Shanghai Shuffle’ just turn your wheel hard[mirrors are for backing up only] and people will move…the size of your vehicle has no bearing on your ownership of the road.

Horns...they are not to notify of impending danger...think NYC taxies..they are to inform people to move their car or that you are near...doesn't mean that your going to do anything...just that you are there

Turn signals...they don't mean a thing...its normal to put your right blinker on and take a left turn; but is more often normal not to use them at all


My Final Anecdote…Navigation

No one has any idea where they’re going…at first they kept driving in circles everywhere…I grew tired of this…and started navigating for them. Often we drove into the wrong driveway near the office or they couldn’t get back to the highway or the hotel[after having been there many times]…no one knows how to read a map


In China there is a written test and NO driving test.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Another day...

Another day...here in Shenzhen...

an influx of expats over the night, another 10+ at breakfast. Also a few suits...can't understand wearing a suit here...to hot/humid. today it's quite cool @ 90°F and 62% humidity [heat index=100°F]...2 weeks ago it was 93°F with 89% humidty [heat index=135°F]....

also there's a difference here w/ the set A/C temperatures...most of the westerners keep the temperature @ normal temps for us...68-72°F..whereas the locals keep the temp @ 75-80°F and as I'm w/ the locals...it took awhile to get used to working in a damp environment.

so yet again, I retired early...keep hearing noises in the hall, couldn't tell if it was the whores or guests...didn't want to get caught by them. As is understandable...most locals see westerners as people w/ lots of money....which if you convert everything to USD, you can live very well here...but if you do the conversion, you increase the inflation issues here for the locals.

Frustration...Loneliness...Tired...

well...here goes a total ingnorant comment...
when traveling to a foreign country where you can't understand the language or the words.
it becomes very lonely, when all you can do is speak in broken english to people. you start to think, write and speak in broken english. [or whatever language you speak] And as there are no expats around, I stuck talking to myself or drinking more.

Plus when all the people your working with have told you not to trust anyone on the street, and that 98% of them want to rob you. it's also very tiring, constantly feeling you pockets to make your wallet and passport haven't gone missing.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Muppets...

You Are the Swedish Chef

"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse

Monday, August 21, 2006

Morning Traffic in Shenzhen

It's interesting...there's about 1/2 the amount of people in Shenzhen as Shanghia[10mm vs. 20mm] yet the traffic seems like 1/8 the amount. Now I can't tell who drives worse either...

Dinner & Whores

Well ate my first korean food today; and was offered dog. [I cannot eat something I have as a pet.] Food was good; somethings more interesting then others...as so many things here a china centric it's hard to determine what is/not normal.

went back to hotel and had drink; where some horrible Philippino singers were singing.[apparently in china; they're the most prevalent in the hotels visited by foreigners as they sing in english] Then I noticed that there were a lot of single women about...well thankfully I was w/ some friends who informed me that they were working women.

And low and behold as I try to go up in the elevator to get some work done; they rush to get in, then follow me to my room....where I need to slam the door to get rid of them..as they try to enter.

I must be in some sort of fog...I can usually tell westerners ages, but here all the girls look 12-16, and a few 17-18. Which I can clearly understand why people like John Mark Karr like these places so much.

SH to SZ

Well flew back to Shenzhen today via HK. Flight was on China Eastern...though the food was good[noodles w/ meat sauce], the service on the Shenzhen Airlines on my initial flight from SZ to SH was much better; more drink service.

Took the Ferry from the Airport to Shenzhen Shekou. It was a lot easier then expected. [much better then taking the bus & train]. There was limited people on the ferry, though I imagine that's because it was 15:30. You don't have to bother entering[immigration] in HK, and thus can enter China mainland quickly and easily.

Was met @ ferry port by company driver, and w/in 15minutes was at hotel. Still think I' like Shenzhen better then Shanghai. Not too sure what it is, just like it more...maybe I should spend more time in the non-local areas of Shanghai.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Today

Today walked around Hangzhou, down the levee, saw the carp hatchery[several million $$$ of fish], and around to famous restaurant for a chicken cooked in mud[best chicken I've had here in China]. As well as tasting the local beers...century star west lake beer is ok, but thousand island beer is better. [though a lot lighter] [plain west lake is not good]

Drove through a heavy rain storm getting back to Shanghai, here now but tired. So I think I'll take a rest and have some western food; as I'm flying tomorrow want to limit any issues.

I'm taking a bassackward route back to Shenzhen...my original plans changed due to planned power outages in Shanghai; reminds me of California. So I'm flying to HK then taking a ferry to Shenzhen for a week, then back to HK the back to US via London.

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